The management deeply regrets the loss of an audio recording this fine piece by songbird Amanda French. If there are bootleg copies floating around somewhere, please let us know.
Sung to the tune of "My Bologna Has a First Name" --copyright held by Oscar Mayer, probably.
wombat has just one name,
Oh, the wombat has just one name,
Oh, I'd never bake a
Or eat a wombat melt on rye,
'Cause wombats were befriended by